Error 404 - Not Found

Deutsch...

The requested document is totally fake.

No requested document here.

Even tried multi. Nothing helped. I'm really depressed about this.

You see, I'm just a web server... -- here I am, a brain the size
of the universe, trying to serve you a simple web page, and then
it doesn't even exist! Where does that leave me?! I mean, I don't
even know you. How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess* what someone I don't even
*know* wants to find here?

*sigh*

Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry. And then where would
we be, I ask you? It's not pretty when a web server cries. And
where do you get off telling me what to show anyway? Just
because I'm a web server, and possibly a manic depressive one
at that? Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh? I'm so depressed... I think I'll crawl off into the trash can
and decompose. I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two
weeks anyway? What kind of a life is that? Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release, that thinks it's God's
gift to web servers, just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something.

I'm really sorry to burden you with all this, I mean, it's not your job
to listen to my problems, and I guess it is my job to go and fetch
web pages for you. But I couldn't get this one.

I'm so sorry.

Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page? There are a lot out
there that are pretty neat, they say, although none of them were
put on *my* server, of course. Figures, huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid. That makes me
depressed too, since I have to serve them, all day and all night
long. Two weeks of information overload, and then *pffftt*,
consigned to the trash. What kind of a life is that? Now, please
let me sulk alone. I'm so depressed.

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